The Bad and UglyOk. It's official. My injuries have finally got the better of me. I've reached the point of no return. Last night was a great night, full of fun, frolics, new experiences and brand new injuries...
Andy and I arrived at the dojo bright eyed and bushy tailed. We had a great night planned and were looking forward to learning a shiny new kata (sequence of karate techniques). This past week has been a busy one and kata was just what the doctor ordered. We spent this weekend training 6 hours daily with Shihan Leonardo Voinescu (7. Dan Kyokushin Budo Kai, 4. Dan Kyokushinkai, 4. Dan Judo) and my muscles were already visiting the dark side of painsville.
We skipped the 'traditional' warm-up and decided that some light (semi/zero contact) sparring would do the trick to get our muscles nice and warm. Usually, Andy and I end up like a couple of giggling school-kids when 'light contact' comes into play. Why? Because 'reflex' is a funny thing. The body has a habit of doing things long before the brain has a chance to notice what's going on.
A fist makes its merry way toward my face and my brain doesn't register, "It's OK. It's only semi-contact." Oh no! That would be far too easy. Instead it screams, "Aaaghhh! Fist!!!" and launches a front kick to the testicles before I really understand why my foot is connecting with something warm, soft and squashy. Now, before you start thinking, "Poor Andy!" please remember that
The Curse of the Killer Reflex works both ways.
For example, I initiate a rather half-hearted (remember, this is warm up) mawashi geri (round-house kick - a bit like kicking a football) towards Andy's liver. Now, Andy's
conscious brain knows full well that the kick will barely connect and cause no pain whatsoever. The problem is that his
subconscious (aka. The Curse of the Killer Reflex) seems blissfully unaware of this fact. The end result? His elbow drops into a protective cover position over the kidney and my foot connects rather abruptly (and seriously painfully) with the pointy end. Bugger!
The thing about
very light contact is that the foot (or any other body part for that matter) isn't in a state of tension when contact is made. Therefore, it is not prepared to take any kind of blow. Indeed, it's fully relaxed when 'The Curse of the Killer Reflex' drives the pointy end of an elbow into the bones of the foot leaving a golf ball sized bump as a 'welcome present'.
I don't really mind. In Andy's case (and my own) there is enough control and good common sense to ensure that no serious injuries occur. The problems really began a little later. It seems that our light contact sparring set the precedent for the rest of the evening. Charley (Sensei) arrived and said, "That's a good idea. Everyone - light sparring as warm up!"
Andy and I continued planting golf ball sized lumps on eachother whilst giggling at the 'ouch!' sounds that seemed to accompany every third strike. Everyone else took the hint, partnered up and got started with the warm up. No problemo - right? Wrong!
Firstly, the warm-up eventually became the class. Once the fighting started, it never came to a stop. A quick warm-up exercise between Andy and I, had somehow become the the next hour and a half for all of us. Fine by me. I love sparring. After all ... this was light contact.
Unfortunately, not everybody is capable of understanding the term 'light contact'. If you've been following this diary, you'll know that I am certainly not shy of full-contact (and the pain that comes with it). However, when Sensei says, "Locker bleiben! Und ohne Verletzungen!" [Nice 'n easy and no injuries!], I assume that he means it and begin to exercise the control neccessary to spar ('exercise' form of fighting) without inflicting damage and/or painful contact on my opponent.
Not every one - it seems - has this control. I am not really talking about technique here. I am talking about 'self control'. We typically spar full contact and once fists, feet and bodies start flying, the blood gets warm and before you know it, not everyone is in complete control of themselves.
There will always be those that believe 'kumite' and 'sparring' is actually fighting. I'll never really understand why they think this and I'll save my full viewpoint concerning kumite for another time. For the sake of understanding however, here's the short version: "Kumite is a method of free-form technical exchange that allows participants to better themselves through the practice of technique in a non-compliant scenario."
Anyway, to cut a long story short (or rather, to make a long story not quite as long as it could have been!), I ended up with ice on my arm, ice on my foot and the sudden realisation that I no longer possess a major body part without injury. This can't be good. Not good at all.
For the last nine months or so, Charley has been trying to convince me to take a break of some kind. I've tried 'light contact' instead of 'full contact' and any other method I can think of to avoid 'taking a break'. Sadly, the end result has been more and more injury (protecting one injury can easily lead to the receipt of a new one).
I can't ignore them any longer and a 'recovery break' is essential. In three weeks time, Andy and I will attend a Kyokushin Summer Camp in Hungary. Six long days and nights of hard training and my body simply isn't up to the challenge. So, last night I grandly announced to Charley, "That's it! I've finally learned something!". To which he replied, "I seriously doubt that!"
Despite Charley's whitty riposte, I'm going to take his advice (at last!) and spend the next three weeks out of the Dojo and in the gym. I cannot begin to tell you how much I
hate weight-training but it's better that doing nothing for the next few weeks. So, expect a lot of moaning and groaning over the coming weeks!
The GoodKata is something that I really enjoy. I realise that many people no longer see the need for it. They perceive it as a relic of the traditional martial arts. The recent boom of Mixed Martial Arts competition (a new name for a truly ANCIENT concept; feel free to ask any practitioner of Jiu Jitsu) has left many people believing that 'sparring is king' and 'kata is useless'. I completely disagree but that's a story that must be saved for another day. I can say only this; if you are one of those people that believes kata to be useless then you have been
very badly taught.
Learning a new kata is like going to an ice-cream parlor and finding a brand new flavour on the menu. It doesn't take away from one's love of ice-cream, it just offers something new and further expands one's appreciation of the tasty treat of frozen cream.
Learning new kata is a bit like solving a puzzle for the first time. Getting past the feeling of, "wait a minute - that can't be right", and moving into the feeling of, "Aaahh!!! Now I get it!!". Andy and I had many such moments last night and I remain grateful to those that came before us. Those that took the time to put complete systems into a moving human record that is being past from generation to generation.
Full contact karate isn't always about pain. Sometimes, it's about the ice-cream.
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